(or at least a hermaphrodite)
1. You have to be born again the Holy Spirit (Spirit is feminine in Hebrew, and besides, we all know which sex gives birth.)
2. God's top two New Testament characters (Jesus & Paul) both expressed maternal instincts (okay also predilections for chicken metaphors,) as signs of their affiliation with God's character.
3. Just look at God's mood swings throughout the bible.
:)
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AMEN sister!! I love the last one. Why hasn't no one pointed that out before now! Hilarious!
Jeepers, God with PMS, now there's a scarey thought!!!!!
keep 'em coming!
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